“ALBERTON CAMERA CLUB- MORE RAIN COMING”Two photographers are in the men’s room at the urinal. One guy is a Canonian and the other a Nikonian.The Canon guy finishes his business first. He simply zips his fly and heads for the door.As he was leaving, the Nikon guy turns his head towards him and says “Excuse me, Nikon photographers wash our hands when we are finished urinating”.The Canon guy says ” I understand, but us Canon guys don’t pee on our hands” NOPE!, WE DON’T DO THAT… KOEKSISTERS.  HEAVEN IS A REAL PLACE IN A SOUTH AFRICAN KITCHEN NEAR YOU.Q: What’s wrong with most cameras that won’t take good pictures?A: The nut behind the viewfinder! JUNIOR ENTRY- ANONYMOUS. “Just one last creation dearest Singer then I must say goodbye, old friend” LEON PELSER-“ARM-WRESTLING.” PHOTOGRAPH OF THE YEAR 2015 ALBERTON CAMERA CLUB.Jimmy Olsen: “I didn’t have my camera with me.”Perry White: “A photographer eats with his camera, a photographer sleeps with his camera!”Lois Lane: “Wow, I’m glad I’m a writer.” TOO MANY DAYS-TOO MANY NIGHTS- ANONYMOUSTwo new models are waiting as the photographer gets his equipment ready.One model says to the other,”What is he doing now?”“He’s getting ready to focus”, she replies.To which the first model exclaims,”FOCUS, but he hasn’t even paid us yet!”



Hello, my name is Andre’ Hartslief. I finally discovered, that man’s whole purpose in life, is not to do the right things in life or to be good, to be successful or famous. Our entire purpose in life is to express divinity through every one of us. How we do that, is by transforming ourselves completely, from an old state of existence to a new state and when we start removing those limitations. It is only, then, that the intelligence which gives us all life, namely, the source, begins to express itself unbridled through us.

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